Matt's opinion

Tuesday, November 16, 2004


#48? why is that so far down the list?

25 Comments:

  • TROGDOR DEMANDS UPDATE!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:24 PM  

  • so this one time i went up to a thug gangster and i was like "yo, what's up motherfucker. weeeeeeeeeeeeee"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:20 AM  

  • Beware of the three toed salamander. When they begin their ritualistic mating dance at the third full moon of the tenth month, the cricket will be released from the cage. I saw a pack of geese flying West. The eagle has landed and brought back cheetos.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:21 AM  

  • gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife.
    gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife.
    gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife.
    GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING!
    IN THE LIGHTNING!
    IN THE RAIN! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:23 AM  

  • That's right Mr. Giraffe...get ALL the marmalade

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:41 PM  

  • "If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.
    If I had a boat, I'd sail away with you.
    If I had a poet's tongue, I'd tell you a ryhme or two.
    If I had an artist's hand, I would immortalize you.
    But I don't have a hammer, or a boat for two.
    And I don't have an poet's tongue, or a hand to draw you.
    And also...I have herpes."
    -Stephen Lynch

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:45 PM  

  • And God said "I give grace to all those who believe in me."
    And they said "Please speak into the mike, we cannot hear you."
    And God said "Oh, I'm sorry. Is this better? Check-Check-Check. Check. Check. Check. Check."

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:47 PM  

  • oh, i remember the number...it's 867-5309...wait, that's not right...DAMN YOU TOMMY TUTONE!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:32 PM  

  • New Year's Eve: It's Christmas for drunks

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:24 AM  

  • You should really cut that gin with some more gin

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:24 AM  

  • He's doin' some gin and gin with a little bit of sprite

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:25 AM  

  • I can't read right now

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:25 AM  

  • dia'm a drunjka

    "it's not alcoholism, it's just a holiday"
    "I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics NEED to drink heavily. I CHOOSE to drink heavily. It's completely different."

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:27 AM  

  • "C'mon, broccoli's good for you, now open up the hanger for the plane..."
    "Damn the broccoli, damn you, and DAMN THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:22 PM  

  • ah HA! A TRICK QUESTION!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:18 AM  

  • you wouldn't be so smart if you didn't have your cards...that guy reads from a card...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:19 AM  

  • what's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
    One's a sick duck...i can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore. SUCK IT TREBEK! SUCK IT LONG!SUCK IT HARD!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:20 AM  

  • BUCK FUTTER!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:20 AM  

  • Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
    No use denying it, I was really crankin it
    Now dry your eyes, and don't be sad
    But I wouldn't use those tissues
    They've already been had!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:34 PM  

  • I went to college, and life was great...
    Ed could count from one to...two...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:46 PM  

  • damn you and your daily doubles, you briggand!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:23 PM  

  • man...screw this...PLAY SOME MORE SHAKIRA!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:14 PM  

  • MY NAME IS MATT AND I'M A BIG BUTTHEAD AND MY BUTT STINKS AND I LIKE TO SNIFF MY OWN BUTT...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:07 PM  

  • we didn't eat Q.Q.Q.Q.S.S.S.S.....I!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:00 AM  

  • dearest matt,
    update your blog or the stapler on my desk gets it... I'll do it man, I'm craaaazy like that...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:54 AM  

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