#48? why is that so far down the list?
posted by Matt at
11:07 AM
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25 Comments:
TROGDOR DEMANDS UPDATE!
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Anonymous, at 1:24 PM
so this one time i went up to a thug gangster and i was like "yo, what's up motherfucker. weeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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Anonymous, at 3:20 AM
Beware of the three toed salamander. When they begin their ritualistic mating dance at the third full moon of the tenth month, the cricket will be released from the cage. I saw a pack of geese flying West. The eagle has landed and brought back cheetos.
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Anonymous, at 3:21 AM
gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife.
gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife.
gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife.
GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING!
IN THE LIGHTNING!
IN THE RAIN! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Anonymous, at 3:23 AM
That's right Mr. Giraffe...get ALL the marmalade
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Anonymous, at 11:41 PM
"If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.
If I had a boat, I'd sail away with you.
If I had a poet's tongue, I'd tell you a ryhme or two.
If I had an artist's hand, I would immortalize you.
But I don't have a hammer, or a boat for two.
And I don't have an poet's tongue, or a hand to draw you.
And also...I have herpes."
-Stephen Lynch
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Anonymous, at 11:45 PM
And God said "I give grace to all those who believe in me."
And they said "Please speak into the mike, we cannot hear you."
And God said "Oh, I'm sorry. Is this better? Check-Check-Check. Check. Check. Check. Check."
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Anonymous, at 11:47 PM
oh, i remember the number...it's 867-5309...wait, that's not right...DAMN YOU TOMMY TUTONE!
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Anonymous, at 7:32 PM
New Year's Eve: It's Christmas for drunks
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Anonymous, at 1:24 AM
You should really cut that gin with some more gin
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Anonymous, at 1:24 AM
He's doin' some gin and gin with a little bit of sprite
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Anonymous, at 1:25 AM
I can't read right now
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Anonymous, at 1:25 AM
dia'm a drunjka
"it's not alcoholism, it's just a holiday"
"I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics NEED to drink heavily. I CHOOSE to drink heavily. It's completely different."
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Anonymous, at 1:27 AM
"C'mon, broccoli's good for you, now open up the hanger for the plane..."
"Damn the broccoli, damn you, and DAMN THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!"
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Anonymous, at 1:22 PM
ah HA! A TRICK QUESTION!
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Anonymous, at 12:18 AM
you wouldn't be so smart if you didn't have your cards...that guy reads from a card...
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Anonymous, at 12:19 AM
what's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck...i can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore. SUCK IT TREBEK! SUCK IT LONG!SUCK IT HARD!
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Anonymous, at 12:20 AM
BUCK FUTTER!
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Anonymous, at 12:20 AM
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denying it, I was really crankin it
Now dry your eyes, and don't be sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had!
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Anonymous, at 11:34 PM
I went to college, and life was great...
Ed could count from one to...two...
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Anonymous, at 11:46 PM
damn you and your daily doubles, you briggand!
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Anonymous, at 3:23 PM
man...screw this...PLAY SOME MORE SHAKIRA!
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Anonymous, at 12:14 PM
MY NAME IS MATT AND I'M A BIG BUTTHEAD AND MY BUTT STINKS AND I LIKE TO SNIFF MY OWN BUTT...
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Anonymous, at 3:07 PM
we didn't eat Q.Q.Q.Q.S.S.S.S.....I!
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Anonymous, at 9:00 AM
dearest matt,
update your blog or the stapler on my desk gets it... I'll do it man, I'm craaaazy like that...
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Anonymous, at 9:54 AM
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