There is a lizard on my desk....

Yes actually, there is a lizard on my desk (but it's not what you're thinking). I have no idea how a lizard got into an office on the 5th floor of a building but I really don't have time to ask him about it, more power to ya lizard. Besides, he eats bugs so he kicks ass in my book.

I hear you saying to yourself, 'Matt, I thought you were in a persistant vegitative state since you haven't been online in quite a while'. Well, actually I have been online but I am a little weary of AIM because I recently downloaded a virus from a friend's away message. The friend shall remain naBmReOlCesKs. Just a tip, do not download an executable file no matter what. I'm such a jackass that no matter how many times my computer asked me if I was sure I wanted to download this file I kept clicking yes. STUPID STUPID STUPID. So I ended up having to pay $10 to have this woman in India ship me a disk from Atlanta (????) to wipe my hard drive of everything and start over. Luckily my lab (at USF) had copies of all the programs I needed (including MS Office, SWEET) so I didn't have to pay for them. Thank God I didn't bring my computer to a retail store because they would've charged me $70 to wipe my hard drive which would have blown goats.

Anyway, that's really all that's happened in the past month. Back to grading labs.